Saturday, July 25, 2009

16 tomorrow...OH to be YOUNG again!

Fifty...I didn't think anything turning thirty...everybody said I would...Then they said I'd be crushed turning forty...but they were wrong...I didn't give it a second's thought...then they said I'd be traumatized turning fifty...and they were right...

- Another Woman (1988)


I'm thinking of taking a moment during my birthday party (yes, I'm having one) tomorrow to be a depressing bastard and say something like this.

A dramatic pause as I take a sip from my Dr. Pepper (on the rocks)...

Sixteen...I didn't think anything turning eight...everybody said I would...Then they said I'd be crushed turning ten...but they were wrong...I didn't give it a second's thought...then they said I'd be traumatized turning sixteen...and they were right...

Is it too dramatic?
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3 comments:

  1. Andrew K.July 25, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    Yes it just might be a little too dramatic. But whatever floats your boat. Bonne anniversaire. Feliz cumpleanos etc...

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  2. Joe ShetinaJuly 25, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    Maybe I should do a Blanche DuBois instead. Thanks, anyway.

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  3. RCJuly 26, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Dramatic maybe --- I don't know if people will get it at your party --- but why not try???

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